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Squip wart

Ah hell nah squip wart ate 40 benadryls
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Squip

Stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.

NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
Jeremy: So it's like... Drugs?
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.

Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.

The SQUIP:
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Bouncing around like a wild cancer cell because you are high off monster fumes and bepis themed perc 30s
Yo that guy is squipping out. I think he drank one to many monster BFCs
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Noun: A sound used to distract a focused opponent in a sporting match from accomplishing their goal.
Verb: The action of distracting an opponent by using the squip
Just as Matt was about to make a beautiful 3 point shot, Graham let out a "SQUIP!" that caused him to make an arrant throw nowhere near the basket.
by King Slar July 5, 2018
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It’s from japan. A grey, oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
And then and then and then and then and then and then and then I got a squip. It’s better than drugs, Jeremy
by that1hamilfan October 10, 2018
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Super
Quantum

Unit
Intel

Processer
Ruins your life by making you super popular and destroys your friendships. It’s only weakness is Mountain Dew red. It’s from Japan
I was hopeless, hopeless I was helpless, helpless, every time I walked the hallway I would trip. I was stagnant and i know I was so suicial then then then then then then then then then then then then then then
I got a squip
by Nerdboiiii April 4, 2019
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Squip cult

A group of teenagers who worship a nonfictional character, most of them are weird... Ok all of them are werid.
by DesiKitty November 10, 2020
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