Smear the queer 

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.

I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!

Smear the queer by mopheadcellist July 26, 2009

Right in the queens onions

A term first coined by Nigel Norris. meaning to injure and/or receive a kick to the balls.

BWAAAA! RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS!

Right in the queens onions by Sir.Davey October 7, 2010

oh my god the quarterback is toast 

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

oh my god the quarterback is toast by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

one for the queen 

to do one extra of something eg do another push up, have another beer have another cigarette ect, or do extra work for someone for no monitary reward

go on man! do one for the queen

one for the queen by sheiky September 23, 2005

The Quarantine Time Paradox 

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

The Quarantine Time Paradox by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

jump the queue

To jump the queue means to enter a queue or line at any position other than the end.

Mostly used in Britain and Australia. In the US they say 'cut in line'.

Excuse me, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Could I please jump the queue.

jump the queue by Alex200993 January 10, 2012

The quiet kid 

The kid who never talks in class, and when he does shit is probably about to go down.

Student: Mr. Brown how many days are in a week?

Mr. Brown: 7

The quiet kid: 6

Mr. Brown:No 7

The quiet kid: 5

Me: Ah shit

The quiet kid by The quiet kid June 13, 2020