ogre

A spectacularly unworthy guy who has won the affections of a perfect woman through wicked trickery.

That ogre is monopolizing all Alyson's child-bearing years.

by Buttons G. October 31, 2007

ogre shrine

An ogre shrine ,often known as something you accidentally summon whilst watching shrek 2, is a temple to go to when you're down in the dumps.
OGRE SHRINE
To escape the ogre shrine just say "OGRE AND OUT"

GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING OGRE SHRINE, said Anne Dwane when stuck in the exit at the Ogre shrine

by Ooan Padderly October 25, 2019

sleep ogre

an amazing sleep over where one tries to watch all the Shrek movies and prays to him before you go to sleep thanking him for the life that you have been given.

Hey jack are you ready for the sleep ogre this weekend

by dont touch me turkey November 20, 2014

Madman Ogre

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.

"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"

by MeaniePooPie August 30, 2019

Ogre Cum

An ogre bound fluid that is extremely stimulant. You may have taken a bath in it when shrek claimed your bedroom. If it hasn't been consumed within 2 hours. It will slip into your sisters' bedroom and coat her while she sleeps. Once she is suffocated, she will begin transformation into an extremely horny homoshrexual mortician with herpes and dwarfism. If he can track you. Than you have approximately one hour to shrek a McDonalds employee with a rotten onion to summon shrek for the battle of the century.

The Ogre cum tased delicious

by Shrexyshrek March 19, 2015

Ogre aids

A type of aids especially prominent in ogres, cause of spread unknown.

Shrek is one of the most famous ogres to have confessed testing positive for ogre aids.

Shrek: Donkey, I've got ogre aids!
Donkey: Well, in the morning - I'm making waffles!
Shrek: That shit bussin'!
Donkey: Wah! No cap, sheesh!

by Dr. Mongo June 04, 2021

ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.

Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 July 19, 2008