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Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."
by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010
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Johny

an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives
Johny is so hot
by JOHNYÀ October 3, 2023
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johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar
God there's johny AppleSteed
by His daddy January 25, 2018
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens
can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie
by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021
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johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.
hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...
by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019
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Johny-Verse

Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.
Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”
by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025
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