by Anonymous debunker of religiou July 11, 2008
A very homosexual state. Home to the worst drivers to ever bless the great nation of the United States of America.
Hank: What happened on your drive back from Missouri?
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.
by iamnotgay July 11, 2008
A state, properly named for the fact that it is just Idiots Out Wandering Around.
it is also the home of Slipknot, some more IOWA.
it is also the home of Slipknot, some more IOWA.
by Tucker Barrett March 23, 2008
When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.
Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.
by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021
The, perhaps satirically named, phenomenon found among Iowa natives of remaining surface-deep at all times. Many Iowans will ask you how you are, but make no mistake, they don’t want an honest or detailed answer. Some bland response is required. Expressing opinions or taking stances on really any topic will be met with iciness. Iowans are repressed and judgmental. “Iowa nice” means let’s not actually connect in any human way, but rather, let’s avoid confrontation at any cost.
Our neighbors are Iowa nice. We’ve lived next door to them for fifteen years. They don’t know anything about us and they haven’t asked, either.
by making it through another day January 17, 2022
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
by spideyskin April 19, 2021
A way of describing a scream or roar that was significantly angry or vicious. its called the Iowa scream because the lead singer of Slipknot Corey Taylor, would legitimately scream and yell during the recording on their second album titled Iowa, instead of using screaming methods, resulting and a significantly angry and violent vocal delivery that permanently damaged his voice.
by baeyhh August 30, 2020