Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!
by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018
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by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017
Get the haitian fire pork mug.noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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Get the big ass haitian nigga named bobby mug.A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.
by hexxydome April 16, 2025
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Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
Get the Haitian Meat Smuggler mug.When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
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