The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.
OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!
I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!
I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!
I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!
I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!
by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007
Get the Guinness Godmother / Godfathermug. The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.
"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."
"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."
"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."
by Donkey Puncherellis May 13, 2009
Get the Myspace Mobsters Godfathermug. This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it
Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*
by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018
Get the Ur godfather a dog fuckermug. When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.
Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.
by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025
Get the The hillbilly godfathermug. The leader of the Mafia team on Town of Salem. Always gets lynched by Serial Killers claiming Vigilante.
by TNT Yeeter October 19, 2019
Get the Godfathermug. Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye
Person 2: goodbye
by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020
Get the Fairy Godfathermug. In the context of Wildehaven, "godfathers" are supportive men who provide guidance, financial assistance, and mentorship to women in need. Unlike the term "sugar daddies," godfathers offer their support to empower women, helping them to rebuild their lives and achieve independence, while fostering a positive and respectful relationship based on mutual benefit and personal growth.
by anonymous July 30, 2024
Get the Godfathermug.