Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

by Anniemisery December 1, 2019

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Fedex

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

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A crash that happened in 2009 which killed both pilots, but little kids are making shitty videos about it.

“Man this is the 65th time I’ve seen a shitty FedEx Flight 80 video made by a cringy ass 8 year old on my shorts feed.”

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The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

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