by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014
Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 06, 2008
The republicans want to redefine rape in order to undermine women's rights? We're going Egyptian on their ass!
by The Pinkcrusader February 02, 2011
Did you see how Hosni tried to hate on Joe in front of those girls last night.
Total Egyptian jailbreak, his fly was open and the girl started laughing.
Total Egyptian jailbreak, his fly was open and the girl started laughing.
by EZ343 February 09, 2011
by User202 January 12, 2017
The act of a male receiving a blow job (hummer) and while still wet from the woman's saliva, rubbing his genitalia in sand and smacking her in the face with his sand-covered penis.
Variations of this act may include (but are not limited to) using only the penis, only the testicles or the full male genitalia.
Variations of this act may include (but are not limited to) using only the penis, only the testicles or the full male genitalia.
"Hey bro what'd you end up doing with that chick last night?"
"We went to the beach and she gave me head and I hooked her eye up with an Egyptian wreckingball."
"Nice, I'm more of an Alabama Hot Pocket man myself though"
"We went to the beach and she gave me head and I hooked her eye up with an Egyptian wreckingball."
"Nice, I'm more of an Alabama Hot Pocket man myself though"
by 30bird April 12, 2008
by chailatte November 17, 2006