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The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.
by Uh-1D September 24, 2019
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the muddy boot

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"
by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005
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The Rain Boot

When someone is so loose that the only way to effectively stimulate them is by placing a rain boot on your foot ( safety first, dont want to catch something) and ramming it in their beaver!
Tim: What did you do this weekend?
Bob: I hung out with that girl Sarah...
Tim: WTF man! I hear that bitch is so loose you have to use the rain boot on her.
Bob: Yeah how did you know?!
Tim: THere was this one time at a party and I was really drunk.....It had been raining.....
by BigRed&SugarTits June 22, 2009
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The Rude Boot

When a guest over stays their welcome and needs to go.
It's 11 PM you guys need to go. Geez I can't believe we're getting the rude boot again.
by Boss Bonus November 15, 2021
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boot to the head

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009
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A boot in the freezer

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.
"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"
by Ray Charles in a Maze November 23, 2011
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