"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a Kim Thai!"
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
by bad_batz November 30, 2011
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A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.
My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.
by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011
Get the thaiarrhea mug.A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
by Aubman November 20, 2007
Get the Thai Basket mug.Incredibly brutal, violent and effective martial art originating from Thailand, originally taught to Thai soldiers as part of Krabi Krabong.
Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.
Famous for its mind-blowingly fast and powerful kicks.
by Pornocrasizzle November 22, 2003
Get the Muay Thai mug.A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.
by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006
Get the Thailand surprise mug.A "smile" where the eyes are nearly closed, but the teeth are showing. This smile is typical for Thai girls when they are getting assfucked by a British tourist. It occurs at the exact moment where the "money" is flowing in. Money that they desperately need to provide for their starving families. When done correctly, this smile will instantly cheer up the room: the same smile is also worn by the similarly short-statured, loud-mouthed, generally obnoxious Gilbert Gottfried.
by ThaiSmile December 10, 2018
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