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Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005
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Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)
The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.
by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008
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testicle fetish

When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack
Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls
by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019
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Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005
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ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.
The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.
by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004
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testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
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Tentacleware

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.
"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

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"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

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Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium
by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004
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