A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005
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His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)
The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.
by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008
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When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack
Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls
by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019
Get the testicle fetish mug.A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005
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Get the ozric tentacles mug.Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
Get the testicles mug.Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.
Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.
Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.
Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.
Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.
"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"
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"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"
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Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium
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"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"
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Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium
by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004
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