Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019

Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

by 535 January 10, 2012

Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

taeffected

An amazing kpop stan that’s known for umm...

Girl : Did you see taeffecteds new video?
Other girl : Yeah why?
Girl : you don’t understand?

by Melody... December 22, 2020

Teefeses

The triple plural of Teef.

Do your Teefeses hurt too?

by Flyers fan March 4, 2010

taeffected

The most amazing railer in the fucking word

taeffected Just railed me

by youidiot__ December 22, 2020

Toffee Bracelet

The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.

After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.

by Bambino August 30, 2008