by Budway November 19, 2004

Phrase of exclamation when one owns another in some form of competition or as a taunt/insult. Other acceptable phrases are "Brush 'em Nooka", and "Aww #### honky, you got yo' teef brushed!" and is sometimes followed with a T-bag for which the owned nooka may brush their teef with.
You think you can handle this? You abouts to get a teef brushin nooka.
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)
by Ma'ahfuckin Goomba July 24, 2008

When u queef and it is just a straight up tuna. You do not want to be in the room when Ellie teefs. That shits nasty
by Teef bitchass March 9, 2019

a carribean term for when you grinding against a girl at the club then another man comes steal your girl then starts grinding against her.
by YAAASITSJD January 22, 2017

DEFINITIONS:
(1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles.
(2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
(1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles.
(2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
EXAMPLES:
(1) We met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen No-teef-ah."
(2) Last time I had a toothache I couldn't see a dentist. I had to get it pulled down at Killer County where they used what looked like the bone from a rat's rib to pry it out my mouth. Had two pulled since then, so now I feel like Queen No-teef-ah.
(3) Durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle -- but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. So, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol' Queen No-teef-ah. What do they plan to do, gum us to death?
(1) We met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen No-teef-ah."
(2) Last time I had a toothache I couldn't see a dentist. I had to get it pulled down at Killer County where they used what looked like the bone from a rat's rib to pry it out my mouth. Had two pulled since then, so now I feel like Queen No-teef-ah.
(3) Durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle -- but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. So, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol' Queen No-teef-ah. What do they plan to do, gum us to death?
by Dinkum March 5, 2014

If you’re a “kanker teef” you’re a cancer whore. AKA you fuck people fora tumor in your head and you have aids also. The aids part is very important.
by Gordelroos December 6, 2020
