ted

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate

by dockfan October 24, 2006

ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

by nilsmartin April 21, 2009

ted

A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.

by Psycho Billy May 17, 2007

Ted

an all-encompassing term for anyone you are on moderately good terms with. It is a sign of endearment and respect. The word Ted is only properly used on freinds of the same sex.

Ben: Yo whats up man?
Billy: Not much Ted.

by Col Arse January 21, 2010

ted

Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

ted

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

by God July 21, 2003

Ted

Ted is extremley hot and sexy induvidual he is a good athlete and gold medal winner all-around, all girls want him cause of his excessive sexyness, he owns at COD and all other games he is fluent in English, Japanese, Togalog, Korean, and African.
Ted is also a swag ninja and works in the U.S government he has killed some of the world greatest threats. He swag level is, 459087348673485760934587690834576098357467376274567868976097846598347560435769348756348975609345876098345760938475690837450968734509876093485760934857603

girl1: Ted is soooo sexy
girl2: ino right? i wish i could go out with himm
straight guy1: mee tooo

by Hot gurls :D October 25, 2011