taken bacon

someone who is taken

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?

by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016

some taken

instead of none taken,

after someone rudely comments :no offence but i thought you would be prettier in person.

dude01 :no offence but you smell like shit.

dude02 :some taken

by PizzaManDude July 27, 2014

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

by TomSmyckowski April 2, 2009

Breast-taken

Similar to "breath-taken" when a womens large boobs are distracting enough to cause the user to forget or lose track of their doings.

Holy shit dude i have no clue want Avery just said i was so breast-taken.

by TyCap April 13, 2011

taken

When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks.

Why the hell are you hanging out with Mary? You know she's taken.

by VonZippa June 6, 2004

Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."

Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017