Taboholic

Someone who's on the internet and has like 55 tabs open at once.

Steve: Hey Ron!, Did you happen to see how much tabs Colten had open earlier? Ron: No! I did not sir! Steve: Like 55! Ron: Wow! What a Taboholic!!

by lueckmans1991 May 6, 2011

Taboo breaker

Someone (typically an 11-14 year old male) who intentionally breaks taboos or says out of pocket things that go against their own beliefs with the hope of gaining attention or people believing them to be “cool”

Tyler from the suburbs: “Ayo fuck King Von we smoking on that Von pack tonight!!!”

Rational person: “mane you just being a taboo breaker, gtfo pussy”

by CPObito November 6, 2020

Hajalak Tablowme

-A big brain comeback.

Person 1: "Hey have you met my indian friend?"
Person 2: "No, who?"
Person 1: "Hajalak Tablowme?"

by Erec Shawn123 December 3, 2019

tabon

Tabon is a vagina

You have a tabon

I thought you were a boy

Oh shit
Im gay i dont like tabon ew ew no hmar matwslnich

by Ras l9lwa May 27, 2019

Taborific

A vague generaization for a word that was formerly meant to be PG. Now it is used to defend D Bags (see DOUCHE) who want to hide behind thier beliefs, rather than live out those of Jesus. Term used to belittle those who are not stellar christians at a small "Decidedly Christian" College in the middle of NoWhere, Kansas(see "Hole in the Wall"). You get to pay 23,000+ USD a year to be belittle by your classmates (see DICKS).

When having a girl in the room, you are Taborific if and only if the following stipulations occur:
You have 4 feet on the Floor, and one in the door.

by Christopher Jenkins February 16, 2008

tabula rasa

The concept that every human is born with a blank mind or a "blank slate" , and that the events and experiences in life, are what mold who a person is...The Identity of one is created through experience... All knowledge is gained by experience first, and later by ones reasoning.

A baby is born with a blank mind, no knowledge, no innate ideas, no use of logic, according the the concept of tabula rasa. A person's mind consumes all knowledge through their experiences.

by Jessica Jess Sancheese May 16, 2006

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004