t shirt wisdom 

Liberal use of any saying, pun or other play on words that would, does, or should appear printed on an obnoxious t shirt.
Often spoken or quoted by annoying people who don't even own the shirt.

"The grass on the other side is really astroturf."

"It's all fun an games until someone loses an eye ... then its histerical!"

"Yes, thank you for that t shirt wisdom. Now please leave."

t shirt wisdom by Rage of Kage May 14, 2008

T-shirt Training 

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

T-shirt Training by Ali A-H October 21, 2012

T-shirt mask-querade 

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.

Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!

T-shirt mask-querade by Creed Cur May 1, 2021

t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)

Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!

t-shirt ninja by David Burtch May 22, 2006

T-Shirt Challenge 

The friendly in class game which involves competing with friends to see which participant can remove one's shirt completely and then replace it as quick as possible, without the teacher/lecturer/tutor noticing.

- If you are looking for a challenge, try completing a set challenger during the time period in which the shirt is removed. For example: Dancing.

Lachlan: Hey Mitchell! Want to play the T-Shirt Challenge?
Mitchell: Yes... Maybe after we can try playing the Song game!
Lachlan: Okay. Man, we should probably do some school work..

Mitchell: I already have guarenteed entry to Uni..

Lachlan: Okay.

T-Shirt Challenge by Johnny Merino May 12, 2013

t-shirt time 

when its time to take off the wife beater(aka the shirt before the shirt) and put on a fresh t-shirt for going out and creepin

ok..its t-shirt time

t-shirt time by rockhound1023 August 13, 2010

T-Shirt of the Dead 

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.

Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.

T-Shirt of the Dead by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008