Bouv swing

a term typically associated with the term Bouvier defining someone who's a bouvier and that also has bipolar tendencies,mood swings, or moments.

when the bouvier failed to steal the car he got particularly assanine and tried to argue his way out of being arrested. When the cops arrested him anyway he tried to give them a guilt trip. When that didn't work either he threw a huge Bouv Swing in which he was impregnable to anything that made sense and they eventually just gave up and threw him out of jail.

by Sigly_b January 9, 2008

Swing Frees

An article of clothing that allows big Jim and the twins dick and balls to move freely or the girls boobs to hang and move freely.

Brother Ed changed out of his jeans and into his swing frees.

by Bball75 January 22, 2017

swing jaw

swing jaw - you have a swinging jaw from the effect of drugs

ie: 'you have swing jaw cos eh that magic you just took'

by taylorsteedman January 29, 2014

swing oil

the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.

Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.

"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"

by Ryan Cahill August 11, 2006

I don't swing that way

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

by amaran January 20, 2004

go swing the bat

1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive

1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007