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Okinawa Sweet Potato 

The act of wrapping a rubber band tightly around a womans clittoris. Once it turs purple, it is ripe for the feasting. Can be eaten with the rubber band in place or with the rubber band removed. Often enjoyed by men and women alike. A variation of the Okinawa Sweet Potato is the Purple Cabage.
Guy says to his guy friend: Last night I was giving my girlfriend an Okinawa Sweet Potato and left the rubber band on way too long. I ended up just hittin the Purple Cabage.
Okinawa Sweet Potato by jaz2 September 25, 2013
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burnt sweet potato Farmer 

A slave owner

North Carolina Sweet Potato 

Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"

washed sweet potato 

The cutest ugliest thing on earth
See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

bakes my sweet potato 

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie 

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.
I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

potato fries with sweet and spicy sauce 

yummy fries with yummy sauce, try it
"Can I have some potato fries with sweet and spicy sauce please?"