Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.

The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."

by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018

sweater weather

a song sang by the neighbourhood that if you listened to it all your childhood, chances are your bisexual

"She wont stop playing sweater weather, she must be bisexual then"

by emikofrmhi September 15, 2019

Sweater Pull

When a female with large breasts wears a sweater the chest region expands creating pull on the sweater.

Jenny has nice sweater pull after her boob job.

by Mc LoJack January 14, 2009

Sweater weather

Bisexual anthem

*Sweater weather intensifies*
Rob: yea so I'm bisexual

by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ February 12, 2020

dong sweater

A freshly knit wool undergarment for your wiener.

I'm freezin my plums off out here. That sucks Daunte, my nana just knitted me a dong sweater.

by flail and husky darrell April 4, 2009