diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.

I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.

by helpful tipper May 6, 2011

salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth

she gave me a salty suprise

by dindin56 September 29, 2015

sunrise suprise

After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.

Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.

by Fckrtnthpssy July 13, 2016

Saucy Suprise

When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.

I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.

by Jobman212 December 30, 2018

chocolate clam suprise

When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"

John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.

by Ziink October 22, 2012

urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!

"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"

by suck a diock January 16, 2018

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004