Shitskid

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

by Squeakster February 17, 2009

coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

them shits

any group of thing just lying around

mom: boy is them yo boxers in the floor

son: yes mam

mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up

by stacks b May 10, 2008

I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

reggie shits

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.

“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”

by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something

bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits

by dustybelle January 21, 2017

nervous shits

When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.

Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?

It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.

by M Dolla November 6, 2013