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Pop a Schmo

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo
Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?
by The-rev February 27, 2009
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schmo

You know what, im not some schmo here.
by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004
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schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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schmol

Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.
Wow you are such a schmol

or

Man that party was so schmol, there were no chicks there at all.
by schmolinator July 4, 2009
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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schmokenhagen

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008
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