stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.

Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.

by McWacket November 28, 2013

Stuffing the guppy

Sexual intercourse with a mermaid that includes but not limited to penetration

"why are you so tired?" Was up late stuffing the guppy....

by ManGoatPig April 10, 2022

Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.

man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."

by feldpar February 21, 2009

Stuffing fucker

The act of using a stuffed animal in order to get yourself off sexually. A hole is cut somewhere in the stuffed animal, and used in place female sex organs.

Usually performed on larger scaled stuffed animals.

Girl 1: I need a date.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: No way, I hear he's a stuffing fucker.

by Johnson oh johnson January 4, 2012

Stuffing the Chicken

That one couple at lunch who always seem to be a little TOO frisky while there's empty seats on either side of them

"Why did no one sit by Robert and Emma?"

"Dude, I think he was stuffing the chicken!"
The finger Fingering

by Santiago le Crispy June 3, 2016

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009