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Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..
Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!
by Paragod101 June 16, 2011
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Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
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Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
by longstroke March 14, 2011
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strogging

To furiously masterbate to the point where your no longer concerned with where your semen ends up...
I was strogging it so hard that i just plowed my load all over my keyboard.
by prattypopeye September 19, 2010
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stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.
Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle
by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011
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Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
by oni102 April 6, 2009
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