Stretch-o-vision 

Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.

Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?

This show's in stretch-o-vision.

Stretch-o-vision by Iced 40 February 21, 2009

stretch hummeria 

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

stretch hummeria by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

Stretch the rubber band 

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

Stretch the rubber band by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

Stretch nuts

An intimidating name to call somebody.

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!

Stretch nuts by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010

Stretch & Shake 

A body reset for a dog.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

Stretch & Shake by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018

stretch the truth 

Exaggerate.To say something which is not completely honest in order to make someone or something seem better or worse than it really is:

I know he has stretched the truth about how much he had helped in the project.
Don't stretch the truth on your resume.

stretch the truth by Patbyw January 9, 2009

stretch armstrong 

A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.

I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.

stretch armstrong by Shaun K October 16, 2007