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Strauser snauser

This kid is a strauser snauser
by Sam Paci April 27, 2017
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Strasse

Die Strasse is a common german phrase that means "street". In Bosnia it is used to define the highschool German teacher that is weird, unusual, small, old, but yet loyal and good in heart.
"That is a weird lady man"
"Well, it is Strasse, we are used to it"
by aleksaizdaleka June 1, 2020
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Straessle

An asian looking hispanic <3 who~m I lo~ve!
Opp, you a straessle!
by The3Amigas April 17, 2011
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bobby merill strassburg

You will love to talk to him he’s a fun person to be around and his girlfriend is lucky to have him like really lucky “ she doesn’t deserve him” “he’s to awesome for her” anywho he’s cute as heck and could crack a room up with his hilarious jokes i love him and I hope he knows who wrote this.
“bobby merill strassburg”: hey

Me: OH MY GOD DID YOU GET SENT FROM THE HEVEANS ABOVE?
by Queen__Trash1321 May 22, 2018
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Aliza Strass

The most amazing and beautiful girl know to man, to have her as a part of your life is a Godsend.
She is so amazing she'll be locked in your mind forever.
She also gives the most amazing hugs and head massage.
Aliza Strass, A woman you would travel all the way from Australia to Germany just to hug.
by Matt Ricco July 6, 2011
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Straussburger

A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.
Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.
by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006
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