Sprapple

The mixing of Sprite and Apple Juice to form a delicious and refreshing drink

"Hi John, I'm thirsty"

"Why don't you have a Sprapple?"

"Great idea, that'll quench my thirst"

by heraclitus April 10, 2013

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

Strapped

When a person is armed, usually with firearms. When a person is strapped it suggests they have weapons on them.

All my niggas be strapped

by MAVRIX May 15, 2016

Scrapplepuss

One who thinks she is pretty on the outside but has a vagina that when looked at has the consistency of steak fat and looks like fresh scrapple from being used and unclean and worn out

Yo that bitches pussy is straight scrapplepuss.

Damn Son she got that scrapplepuss.

I'm fuck with her she has that scrapplepuss.

by ~SCUD~ the fun is here brett February 13, 2017

scrapple dick

An asshole that is always staying stupid shit in front of everyone

Yo scrapple dick. Shut the fuck up

by Jimmy dan December 11, 2017

Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009

double strapped

When two males tie their dicks together

"Yo bro, I'm feelin horny lets double strap."

"Yo man, I'm feelin horny so lets double strap!"
"I just double strapped my boy and it was the best shit ever!"

by Double strap masta January 13, 2015