e-straining order

Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"

"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"

by pakizzle May 23, 2010

strain me spuds

ejaculate (drain your balls)

I'd really like to strain me spuds in her

by Pete666 August 20, 2005

Don't Strain Your Milk

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.

"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."

by JettaC June 2, 2008

Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

by KyShite July 1, 2021

same strain syndrome

When you consume a certain strain of Kratom/cannabis and you get too used to it and don’t feel the effects as much as you used to.

“Man, I’ve been drinking this Green Borneo for ages now, I think I’m developing Same Strain Syndrome! Time to switch up my strains!”

“My tolerance is through the roof, it’s a bad case of SSS”

by Sudonumb October 25, 2017

straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010