straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024