bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

Planet Strades

Planet Strades is a planet that was under Gomboolian rule. Once hosting the Gomboolians, Sarboolians, Fauneers & Froliwalkers, Planet Strades was a beautiful and extravagant planet that was home to breathtaking art, incredible history, and a diverse and unique culture. Planet Strades was unfortunately destroyed by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire many years ago, and the whole planet was forced to evacuate. Everyone residing on Planet Strades has moved across all corners of the universe, and have brought along with them their art, history, culture, stories, and traditions

“I once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, I’ve lost it all. I point my finger and there’s nobody here.”

“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”

by dvaid710 August 24, 2023

Stridle Hopper

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.

David was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his Stridle Hopper act.

by Mr E November 18, 2004

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

strade

a man made out of friendship, usually gay in nature.

"hey man. did you hear about strade?"
"yeah, heard he's dating that russian guy again"
"man, strades have bad taste in men."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Reverse dolphin stratle

When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.

The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.

by Randy's candy July 6, 2019

Straddle Piss

Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.

Hey have you ever tried to Straddle Piss? It's freakin sweeet!

by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009