by Definition-Dugan April 14, 2004

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

Someone who grew up in The Flintstones era and when who, once they began smoking pot, would either forget something or forget to do something repeatedly.
"Bro, don't light that dube in the house using the stove, there's a lighter is in the drawer right under the stove top. Now the whole living room smells, Stony Curtis."
by DailyDeets August 27, 2023

Brian claimed he was a onebirdtwo-stonies kinda guy, belatedly ostracised by his grandparent following a misunderstanding over what a Thursday Night Murder club actually did. He believed as once he did a video competition whilst reading out parts of his essay competition, since.
by Blasphemous Essayist May 16, 2025

Park near friends house
There was smoking and drinking involved
The cops came I heard
Everyone scrambled
Two people got caught
Horsethief Canyon Park 2009
There was smoking and drinking involved
The cops came I heard
Everyone scrambled
Two people got caught
Horsethief Canyon Park 2009
by .hImSeLf December 4, 2011

Stonie is a beautiful person who doubts every relationship she has with people. She believes her friends don't like her anymore, She believes her family hates her, She believes anyone how likes her will eventually leave and throw her name in the dirt. She has some serious trust issues. She is very friendly and kind but she has serious anxiety.
by Just_another_simp August 12, 2021
