Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004

rossetta stoned

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people

dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!

by blitz-domo February 21, 2010

Im stoned

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

by Jaker0 January 8, 2012

Staged

See WWE

Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

by Annie April 7, 2005

stokedness

noun. the state or quality of being stoked

Nicole tried to hide her stokedness from Isaac.

by 6 8eight se7en March 22, 2009