paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.

victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.

by beeps pa April 9, 2009

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Party rock shuffling

If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away

Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...

Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...

by captainkabuki16 September 10, 2011

SPIFFING

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.

I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.

by onandon August 28, 2005

stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.

He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.

by rsaylors June 3, 2006

Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.

“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012