If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
by Hargy July 28, 2006
Get the three steps to heaven mug.A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
by Soreleg October 31, 2009
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When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019
Get the Baby Steps mug.1: wear girl pants(NOT SMALL GUY PANTS YOU'LL GET MADE FUN OF)
2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.
3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.
4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.
5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.
6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.
7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.
8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.
2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.
3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.
4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.
5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.
6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.
7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.
8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.
after using 8 steps to becoming scene this will be said: scene girl:he use to be sooo ugly but after he became a scene kid he's hawt.
by theyogurtking June 25, 2006
Get the 8 steps to becoming scene mug.Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.
Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!
I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.
I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.
by Kockocksman November 28, 2011
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Get the Pinkleton's 39 Steps mug.Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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