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Steaming Muffler 

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.
With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.
Steaming Muffler by LongDoe September 30, 2011
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Steaming Pudding 

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.
Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!

steaming hot pocket 

When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.
Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!
steaming hot pocket by Knuxdp January 24, 2018

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon 

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.
I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

Steaming Turd 

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
Steaming Turd by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014

steaming mad 

steaming mad by Rwilliams October 4, 2013

steaming pile of crap 

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?