Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.
by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012
Get the Steamy Blanketsmug. When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t
by mob n glob June 23, 2023
Get the Steamy Garahanmug. The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017
Get the Steamy Cartesianmug. by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008
Get the Steamy Gibraltarmug. To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)
by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection June 23, 2007
Get the Steamy Volcanomug. After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.
"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"
by Andrew April 11, 2005
Get the steamy lincolnmug. by Don Everest April 4, 2005
Get the Steamy Guarinimug.