A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.
by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011
Get the Stanleymug. 1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.
2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.
Plural: Stanleys.
2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.
Plural: Stanleys.
That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.
by Tessalinne September 1, 2010
Get the Stanleymug. by Duncaninho June 23, 2008
Get the Stanleymug. Stanley is a gay fuck and loves to strip and hump people.His humongous cork is more hairy than the hair on his head.When he opens his mouth,it is always because he wants suck a cork.He is an asshole
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
Get the Stanleymug. Short form = Stan.
1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.
2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.
3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.
4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.
2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.
3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.
4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).
They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 3, 2004
Get the Stanleysmug. Yo, that Stanley dropped his grape kool-aid all over his infant daughter named "Shawna" thats holding the KFC!!
by NotFareedHindawi April 12, 2011
Get the Stanleymug. A small dick virgin who ritualistically watches gay porn, while fingering himself. He calls other people gay to contemplate the fact he is too scared to come out. He lies about everything to make him look better than you to raise his huge ego. Stanleys are just overall gay, small dick, huge ego, virgins.
by FeeterYeeter December 3, 2019
Get the Stanleymug.