basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019
Get the stafford senior high schoolmug. this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 5, 2022
Get the Stafford Middle Schoolmug. by that one guy that did things 2 June 28, 2019
Get the Gavin Staffordmug. The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved
Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’
by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025
Get the Stafford County Spark Plugmug. by Bobandy13 January 25, 2015
Get the Reverse staffordmug. a girl with blonde hair, nice eyes and suits with theon. she is really porny and loves to have sex, like she has in the previous days. she is very popular and made out with eddy.
by ruby stafford March 28, 2019
Get the ruby staffordmug. A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!
person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023
Get the Sue Wilson stafford middle schoolmug.