Aiden "Squire" Roddnis

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.

That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

by 100% He April 2, 2023

Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

Squire

The act of double foot kicking someone in the neck or up.

Our customer was a real dickhead today, he could’ve used a nice squire.

by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022

Squire

A beautiful set of people with strong will to help other person companionate and caring

The squire helped the young boy

by S williams March 3, 2019

SQUIRE

A little bitch, and in most circumstances a pussy over the fact his knee is aching, or the fact he is a burden to society. He bitches and cries all day - part squirrel part human

"your acting like squire, grow a pair"

by chingchangclang November 18, 2022

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

Squire

The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.

Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?

by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020