A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.
That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.
by 100% He April 2, 2023
A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor August 9, 2015
When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
by The_Chubby_One November 18, 2020
Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
by Josietrain April 30, 2022
A little bitch, and in most cases a pussy and burden to society. Bitches and cries all day, and always complains about his knee.
by chingchangclang November 19, 2022
A little bitch, and in often circumstances a pussy. He cries about his knee or the fact society cant accept his gayness.
"your such a squire, grow a pair"
by chingchangclang November 19, 2022