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Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
by Brunstwig March 11, 2013
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slinking

the art of sauntering (without grace however) stealthly yet still in a creepy manner, usually accompanied with a hood up and slitted eyes.
Slinking is generally followed by an intentional physical encounter with the opposite sex passed off as a mere accidental brush up.
One who slinks is often referred to as a "B-ton".
B-ton was totally slinking around the Caf today.
by keliseeee November 22, 2007
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squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
by in the know2 July 29, 2009
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Slunking

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah
by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010
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squcking

The act of fornicating with a female from the rear in a manner that requires the male adopt a bent knee, or squatting position. Prevalent among couples with large discrepancies in height.
My legs were tired from an hour of squcking, and at this point I was just pissed in general, so I may or may not have mistakenly "missed" my target in favor of her number 2.
by squckman August 17, 2010
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SKUNKING

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.
she needed hair conditioner so i skunked her
by STEVE March 25, 2004
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Shrinking Bikini

1) A girl who is so "built" (Boobs, Hips, Butt) that it makes her (regular size) bikini look small or shrunken.

2) A girl who buys a bikini one size too small.

A girl can technically shrink any type of clothing.
(At the beach)
1) Damm, you see that girl shrinkin that bikini??

2) Past tense, Did you see those shrunken bikinis at the pool?

3) Person 1: girl, you Shrinking' that Bikini

Also:
Shrinkin Bikinis
Shrinking Bikinis
Shrunken Bikini
by KeithGB August 13, 2010
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