1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
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I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead
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Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
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