squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth

“baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe”

by babysqueeb November 9, 2021

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020

Squeeb

SQUEEB - (SKWEEB)

Noun - A Squeeb is a nickname for a very fat cat

Verb - To squeeze a fat cat

Noun - I just called my cat a squeeb

Verb - I squeebered my squeeb

by D.W.Z.V July 16, 2025

Squeeb

Aka Mau

Mau is a squeeb.

by Mau mauerson January 22, 2017

Pulled a Squeeb

Going outside when you shouldn’t

They pulled a squeeb yesterday after school.

by bAm01917 April 13, 2019

Squeeb

A made up word, combining squid and weeb. Literally no other definition than that. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.

What's up squeeb?

by AnubisTheWise October 12, 2018

Squeeb

Somebody who listens to overly edgy metal, or squeeb metal (i.e. Slipknot)

That fatass Pat is listening to infant annihilator, what a squeeb.

by Bumporn September 19, 2018