Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Squeeb

SQUEEB - (SKWEEB)

Noun - A Squeeb is a nickname for a very fat cat

Verb - To squeeze a fat cat

Noun - I just called my cat a squeeb

Verb - I squeebered my squeeb

by D.W.Z.V July 16, 2025

Squeeb

A creature that is very silly and critter-esque. It may cause you to make audible sounds of excitement at it.

"That character is such a squeeb! It makes me so happy to look at."

by maniacalcarnee July 19, 2025

Squeeb

When an uncle and a child love each other very much, a squeeb is birthed.

Friend #1: Hey is that a Squeeb you got there?

Friend #2: Yeah my uncle was wild back in his day, now I’m stuck with this Squeeb.

Friend #1: Uh oh it looks like your Squeeb is squeebing all over the place. Get a paper towel!

by ImnotsqueebIjustknowone October 27, 2025

squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.

Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.

by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009

Squeeb'd

When your totally fucked, screwed, shit out of luck, when you're up-shit's-creek without a paddle, when all hope is gone, when it's game over man, game over, and not even Batman can save you with his batbong and a million bucks that's when you're squeeb'd.

Fuck me deadly I'm squeeb'd!
It's all squeeb'd . . .

by Nshannacappo June 17, 2018

squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth

“baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe”

by babysqueeb November 9, 2021