squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh

by Houston meza December 25, 2013

squachy

The little button thing on the top of a basball cap.

When you pressed on the squachy it hurt my head.

by cfinn April 23, 2007

Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Squitchy

Mentally induced itch on the body despite no source of itchiness.

I was lying in bed one night when a I felt a sudden squitchy on the bottom of my foot.

by Graceee0501 February 3, 2017

Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018