The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.
by bettercall August 21, 2016
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Get the squat cobbler mug.A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
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Get the squat cobbler mug.Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
by toiletjocky August 30, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
by bigjohnston September 3, 2016
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