Squash blossom 

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

Squash blossom by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

squash hobbler 

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

squash hobbler by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Squash Pit 

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur

That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though

Squash Pit by yosoapbox September 1, 2011

squash bucket 

a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.

He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.

squash bucket by SB'o9 March 15, 2009

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

squash-brain by Timmy M. May 22, 2008

Squash Rot 

The effects left after prolonged use of mind-altering drugs.

Stoner 1: "Yo, Dude, the other day me and my buddy were checking out this sweet new board and..."

Stoner 2: "...And what dude? What happened?"

Stoner 1: "Fuck, i don't fucking remember!"

Stoner 2: "You got one mean case of Squash Rot, man"

Stoner 1: "Fuck you man.... A few more Rips off this bong will cure it"

Celebrity Examples:

Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Mick Jagger
Stephen Tyler

Squash Rot by Adam Denoncour November 8, 2007

Squash Pocket 

One tight cunt.

I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.

Squash Pocket by coxtroker April 2, 2009