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Subadouche

A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.
I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.
by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018
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Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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shubat

a cool😎 guy with very drip. everybody follows him cause he’s the drippy leader. he is always nice and will apologize if he hurts you in any way. hes super funny and fun to hang out with.he’ll often fart but its all for laughs. if you know a shubat consider yourself lucky. we lob you shubat.
Guy: Damn shubats fanny pack be lookin drippy asf.!!!
gf: yeah.. i gotta go.. im gonna be apart of his squad😎
by ssnakeu😎 November 17, 2019
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Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.
"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"
by OfficialDG March 22, 2017
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SNOOGAN SCUBA

Some one in a video game that steals all the loot.
Paco was playing fortnite and stole all the snoogans... he’s a snoogan scuba
by KerryYaston January 28, 2019
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scuba douche

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
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Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver
by Virgin Stonecypher November 19, 2011
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