sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 18, 2017

snoted

i giggled so hard snot came out

PLS I LITERALLY JUST SNOTED

by snoted March 6, 2021

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

spoked

term used describe an excited, happy, musical feeling of hotness; refers to the all female a cappella group The Spokes; related words: spokin, spoke, spokie, spokeness, spoked-out.

1. I am so SPOKED for this show!
2. That song wasn't just good, it was SPOKIN.
3. I am a Spoke, therefore I am hot.

by j-pugh December 13, 2008

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011